Beaver Duty

Beaver Duty

Logs of Duty: The Retrospective

The art of documenting progress without making any.

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Oct 19, 2025
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Rule #1: Start with good vibes only. Open the meeting with “Let’s focus on the positives!” and watch everyone freeze, unsure of what to talk about.

Rule #2: Celebrate that you’re having a retro. Even when the team has been fighting a SEV-1 for the past ten hours.

Rule #3: Timebox complaints. If someone dares mention a real issue, thank them for their inpu…

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