No alerts, no problems

Until Prometheus restarts 4,556 times.

This week, I am back on call. Coffee beans are in stock, the backup generator is ready, and I have three operational SIM cards in case my WiFi goes down. No single point of failure allowed.

But after four days, nothing to report. Not even a Sev-4 or Sev-5. It is almost disappointing. And also suspicious. Will I finally get a clean on-call shift?

And sudde…