The CI pipeline that broke my spirit

I started the day dreaming of shipping clean code. I ended it threatening the DORA team.

I am super motivated this morning. Yesterday, I spent the whole afternoon stuck on a problem, which was depressing. But I think I solved it in my dreams, and when I woke up, I knew exactly what I had to do.

I grab a quick breakfast and open my laptop. I enter the zone. I jump from one file to another, check my changes, update the tests, and proceed to th…