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Approvals as a Service (AaaS)
Because nothing says “move fast” like waiting three days for an approval from someone who has no idea what the change is about.
Oct 1 • 
Matt
The intern's last deployment
Broken links, five follow-ups, and a missing Secret: the modern DevOps culture.
Sep 15 • 
Matt
Alert fatigue solved (temporarily)
We refactored notifications. The system went quiet. Too quiet.
Sep 5 • 
Matt
Cost optimization Hero, Bronze tier
We deleted, we saved, we lost more than we gained.
Aug 26 • 
Matt
The last mine
I survived Security, Performance, and Release. Only to be taken down by Agile.
Aug 16 • 
Matt
Slack and the breakfast of champions
Why opening Slack before breakfast is the first mistake of the day.
Aug 6 • 
Matt
I think I’m on track
My biggest achievement was a faster CI pipeline.
Jul 31 • 
Matt
The one who fixed the Voldemort app
It was supposed to be a senior-level challenge.
Jul 19 • 
Matt
The dashboard nobody noticed was broken
A regular day in the life of a data engineer.
Jul 14 • 
Matt
Vacation starts when Slack stops
But if only it could stop.
Jul 9 • 
Matt
The day I became known to the C-Suite. Against my will.
Self-serve access control and the price of ignorance.
Jun 30 • 
Matt
The eternal migration
When migrations outlive their masters.
Jun 26 • 
Matt
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